Have you ever studied so much that words begin to lose their meaning? That's where I'm at, so I'm going to blog, hoping that it's both a rejuvenating and cathartic experience.
I'll start with a little diddle I wrote at work:
The Broker's Lament by: k mallon
A broker once woke up hungover
Pale like the white cliffs of Dover
And as it was before dawn
He thought, as he yawned
“All this just to drive a Landrover?”
As I was walking to the library earlier today, I saw an ad admonishing me to come and listen to “Danny Aiello LIVE!”, as it were. Where else but in Hoboken would you come across an advertisement for “Danny Aiello LIVE!”? That's right, Danny Aiello is playing at Tutto Pasta…The date escapes me…
I actually saw him at the place a few months ago, looking like a old pair of your favorite sneakers
This little square mile is laden with Italian culture. From the churches to the cheese, you can't go w/out seeing a few goombas. The bars, however, are left to the irish. As any real italian will tell you, a pub BY DEFINITION is irish. But I wouldn't know anything about bars these days. The only alcohol I drink is my bottle of wine on Sunday dinner.
All this talk of Italians is reminding me of something I wanted to blog about. I will now take the opportunity to adumbrate the hierarchy of social classes in the New York Metropolitan Area. This topic is not open for discussion.
In first place are the JEWS, I'm sorry WASPS you're a close second.
Let's just put this in list form:
1.) Jews
2.) WASPS
3.) Irish / Irish-German/Polish/ (Anything really just not Italian)
4.) Italians
5.) Sicilians (a completely difference race)
6.) African-Americans
7.) Hispanics
In the second wave of immigration in the US, the Jews went into private business, the Irish went into public service, and the Italians formed the Mafia. These are the three main divisions in the social hierarchy of the Metropolitan area. There is no debate.
I'm not sure where to place the Asian crowd. They do have their own list, however.
In first place are the JAPANESE. Thank you for Sony.
Then you got the Koreans. Thank you for doing my dry cleaning
Then come the CHINESE. Love that quart of pork fried rice when I'm drunk
Then come the FILIPINOS. Stay away from my children.
And why am I not afraid to blog about this? Because I'm an irish donkey. I love to make blatantly hypocritical political-misogynist remarks at Thanksgiving dinner, I love the NY triumvirate (Jets, Nets, Mets), I won't ever back down from a fight, I keep my mouth shut (in family matters), Alchoholism is sine qua non (and something secretly one must go through [read: guilt factor]), Sean Hannity is my Personal Jesus, I feel guilty all the time for eveything, I never complain, I never wear sun-screen on the golf course despite my grapefruit sunburn, I know the quickest way to get anywhere in NY (and relish in talking about it), I love my kids (all named after one of the Twelve Apostles, or Mary/Katherine if it's a girl), definitely hate my wife, and read the Post like it's going out of style.
“Dude, you look like you're 13 months pregnant” – BrokerA
“To do is to be” – Socrates
“To be is to do” – Sartre
“Do Be Do Be Do” – Sinatra
“Who IS THIS GUY?!” – Everyone