Back in St. Louis from a few events and a weekend at the Indy 500. The Indy 500 is the world's most largely attended (strictly by red-necks) sporting event in the world. One million people. People wearing earplugs throwing up all over themselves with their children watching. People offering rides to strangers in their pick up trucks, where they drink Jaegermister and tell the girl youre with to cover up their legs. All people with bad teeth and beer guts. Absolutely fantastic time. St. Louis isn't so fun. Apparently people here get married in the zoo. There is a bar in the zoo. No need to go to the zoo. I went to the Anheuser-Busch factory:
“Anheuser-busch, st. louis, Missouri”
It was cool. Lots of clydesdales. Fantastic creatures. All easily over 2000 pounds each.
This goddam girl I'm trying to see is a damn angel. But I don't want life getting complicated again. Already I'm starting to fashion my schedule (which I won't say much more than it's very rushed and varied and all around a crazy good time) around her.
“stay single and raise your kids the same way” – KHM
The picture below is one of me wearing the asshole hat.
Maybe I should just walk around with it on all the time?