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YOU IGNORANT FUCK

Posted by late4antiquity on January 31, 2008

“Listen to my last words, anywhere!
Listen to my last words, any world!
Listen all you boards, governments, syndicates, nations of the world,
And you, powers behind what filth deals consummated in what lavatory,
To take what is not yours
To sell out your sons forever! To sell out the ground from unborn feet for ever.”

– William Seward Burroughs (1914-1997)

I really hope Barack Obama wins the presidency. I have let myself loose and been suckered into the “Hope” paradigm he flaunts. I want to believe in hope. It's all a fairytale, but at least it gives you something to believe “in sentina mundi” ~ “the bilge-water of the world”

This world is capitulating under the aegis of barbarism. Filthy ignorant fucks. To all those who are proud to be an American. Proud of what, exactly? To those:

vulgar peasants watching television for hours with the blank expression of a masturbating idiot, hoping that tomorrow never arrives

jackals who raise their flutes of champagne to the war against drugs,

decent church-going women with their mean, bitter, pinched, evil faces,

merchant-swine, asphyxiating from the same umbilicus they purport to suckle.

Listen to my last words, any where.

I will now return to my nightly study of Late Antiquity, to continue working on my pallid hue.

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HELLO U

Posted by late4antiquity on January 30, 2008

Let's see here…anything to blog about? Let's see here…on Donatism?

Sure why not.

I've been trying to develop an idea out of the Donatist Controversy with regards to religious violence in the late empire. Something is going on with the administration – completely corrupt. Been referring to the Theodosian Code non-stop. Markus writes about the severe definition of the public/private sphere in Donatism, whereas a Caecilianist wouldn't necessarily make the connection.

Also trying to really get a background on North Africa theology as well, but that will have to wait until the Fall. AND Also trying to understand the trajectory of N.A history after 411; Vandals invade in 439, get booted out of there by the Byzantines in 533…but what exactly happens from 533 until 698? 698 is the seizure of Carthage (Karthago) from Islamic invaders, who make their way into Spain in 711, and aren't expelled (talk about eurocentrism) until 1492.

I highly reccomend iTunes U for learning languages, n.b, “Latinum – the Latin Learning Podcast from…London……England!”

I am getting about 600 dollars from my tax return and am pumped so that I can begin to chisel away at my student loan. Expected date of eradication: May 2009.

Man, I also was looking at this job in Ankara, where you teach English for 25 hours a week and earn an M.A in Art History and Archaeology. Which is really where it's at these days. The literary sources have been chewed and re-chewed. Would like to either to go Princeton for History or Cornell for “Classical Archaeology” where I would basically become Indiana Jones in 6 or 7 years.

SEE YOU LATER.

– and that's the tower of babel by the way

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frustrated

Posted by late4antiquity on January 25, 2008

As I sit here in the Bronx, on the fourth floor of a building which overlooks Fordham Rd, right near the Grand Concourse, I was startled to hear someone yelling repeatedly. I get up, look out the window, then down, to see a man in a yellow suit, but very dirty yellow suit, yelling at the bus-stop-pole. He kinds of sounds like this:

“eawwwrrhh-ROWWHHHHHH!!!”

He has been yelling this repeatedly on and off for the past ten minutes. I guess he is frustrated that his yellow suit is dirty.

And he is ruining my thoughts.

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On The Differences Between Motivation and Inspiration

Posted by late4antiquity on January 20, 2008

On The Differences Between Motivation and Inspiration

Gregorius.

If you are in health, then I am in health.

For Motivation is said to be the most essential characteristics by which man is identified. For without proper Motivation, who should maintain that the slave would bathe in his own sweat daily without recompense, but for lashings, from his master? Like soil needing to be tended to allow a harvest to grow, Motivation calls for the exactment of all of life's exigencies. We are Motivated to relieve ourselves upon a certain feeling in our bowels, we helplessly fall into a woman’s flower upon the will of Athena, (who is nothing more than a sorry caricature for Motivation), and we are Motivated to recline in our bedchambers at the day’s end when the body has grown weary and weak. But how then, would man differ from the common four-hooved beast? Does not Motivation call for the fulfillment of the same exigencies for the common swine in their own capacity? Heu! Such that without Inspiration, man should live in the same bilge-water of the exact beasts which he claims to master. But it is Inspiration, my dear Gregorius, which separates him from the beasts, the toils of daily life, the pithy remarks of others, and releases his very soul into the glorious realm of divine serenity. Here, man shall spar with the Muse herself! For unlike Motivation, which requires us to fight the ground daily to produce only the most vulgar of necessities, Inspiration causes us to discard of our earthly devices, to wipe the sweat from our brow, and to turn our gaze upward to the highest branch of the tallest tree. Here, we are beckoned to rise and extend our very souls to pluck the fruit, not of the earth, which merely nourishes our foolish stomachs for a tiny sliver of a moment; a mere flash, or rather a flicker in the vast indifferent dynamo of aeternity – but rather, we claw at the sky, curse the feebleness of our own minds, and gnaw at the lasso of human nature, and with one foot cast over the precipice, ignoring the vertigoes of popular opinion, the false debt of slave-religions, and even our own fashioned instincts, we close our eyes and are carried by the wings of Inspiration to savor the fruits of Truth and Beauty so that we might taste the fleshy juice of Creativity itself. And, having been imbued with the fire of ingenuity and a flair of genius, we shall swing from branch to branch, mingling with the gods, and, in plucking the laurels from their crowns, we shall glide ever-so-sweetly from the heavenly mirth of Inspiration and descend, with infinite aplomb, back into the thick oily ocean of human Motivation, where we may only wait for the chance to hear Her whisper in our attentive ears once more.

KTM.

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vulgar

Posted by late4antiquity on January 19, 2008

The word vulgar in Latin means “common” or “popular”. So when you read the Vulgate version of the Bible, (and you shouldn't read the Bible lest you are prepared to deal with what's coming), you are ultimately reading Jerome's translation for the common people.

I would still like to think there's a link between “vulgar” and “popular”

On words. I have for the past months collected a sparse list of what I feel are the most aesthetically pleasing words in the english lexicon. There is no barometer, metric, or gauge which I use to compile this list.

It would be like asking someone why do they want to be happy?

In no particular order:
1. Pyjamas
2. Labrynth
3. Mannequin
4. Iguana
5. Ceylon
6. Orchid

WORD.

ASTRA

FOVENT

ANIMA

CORPUS

NATURA

RECEPIT.

I certainly wouldn't be reading this shit, if I were you.

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MY LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOUR VACATION

Posted by late4antiquity on January 16, 2008

Probably not, but what the fuck. Could be I guess.

Did you know that I'm becoming a bona fide nerd? I guess have nothing to blog about like I used to. Which is not a problem, because after all, fuck you, right?

That is right. Fuck YOU.

Now do I have your attention? I have to learn how to put sound bytes on this thing.

I'm not so concerned as to whether people dislike me, as I am with regards to the sort of position they are in to do something about it.

Forward March. Keep it Moving. ROMAN

R – R you in the right classroom?
O – Oh no, you didn't read last night's assignment
M – Empathy. Will my professor have any?
A – Absolutely Not.
N – Now get out of my classroom.

Can you imagine having me as a teacher? A bunch of proselytized Mallonites running around?

I bet I could give Scientology a run for its fucking money.

Now, what we need is a Renaissance of self-respect; a renewal of self-regard:

THEN YOU WILL LEARN WHY WE STUDY THESE FUCKERS. UNTIL THEN YOU ARE ILLITERATE

AS YOU ARE ILLITERATE GO READ HARRY POTTER AND TAKE THE BUS HOME. THIS IS PICTURE OF YOUR HOME:

NOW DON'T BE AFRIAD, LEARNING IS FUN!

BUT IF YOU DON'T STUDY YOU MIGHT GET IN TROUBLE

AND I ASSURE YOU YOU WILL NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON MY COURSE:

AND WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU, YOU CAN LOOK LIKE THIS:

Thank you Kindly,

Dr.K.T.M. Mallon, S.J.

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Very Ape, Very Nice

Posted by late4antiquity on January 14, 2008

“If you ever need anything please don't hesitate ask someone else first. I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive – I've seen it all, I was here first” – KC, Very Ape

C-mester off to a good start I believe. Enjoy my Medieval Warfare Class.

Successfully responded to “WHY DID THE ROMAN EMPIRE FALL”. Word.

But I was in a state this morning, having not slept the past night. Guess it is my fault, for choosing to live here while I get my master's. But these people are savages. And Kevin you're a savage – fine whatever. I at least choose to cause ruckuses.

You don't get to read more about this, though.

I am currently recommending: Francis Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle by Nirvana.

It's about an actress who was given a lobotomy back when “they” did not know how to deal with the crazies.

Notable quotable:

SHE'LL COME BACK AS FIRE
AND BURN ALL THE LIARS
AND LEAVE A BLANKET OF ASH ON THE GROUND

I really been digging In Utero in general lately:

“Meat-eating orchids forgive no-one just yet
Cut myself on angel hair and baby's breath”

also

“Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back”

Here is the back cover of the album:

Also, here is my new ten-year-plan:

Get a Ph.D from Princeton – yes it will be that simple – 6 – 7 years
Work for a trucking company in Canada: 1 -2 years
Then begin writing.

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FUCK ECONOMICS

Posted by late4antiquity on January 13, 2008

now, that shit was just fucking REE DICK U LUS

“FUCK ECONOMICS I WANT MY DRINKS FOR FREE”

Montreal, I apologize.

They do speak French in QC vraiment.

“laissez moi tranquille” –

oh, word?

Not ready in the least bit at all to begin this semester again at 9 AM tomorrow morning.

I AM AMERICAN – yessir, I can see that.

again, pardon, s'il vous plait. Je ne sais pas.

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Oh Canada, Brave Canada (Planning to Plan)

Posted by late4antiquity on January 8, 2008

After spending a week downloading elementary Greek, and preparing for next semester, I realised I may have been going overboard, even for me, with this academia stuff, and as such, immediately planned a little get-away up North for a few days. So I had all these points from Marriott which I accumulated during my brief stint at BMW, which has granted me two nights stay at a most luxurious hospice in Montreal.

So another patriot and I will be venturing up to Montreal for a few days this week. Sure to be weird. I really hope this weather keeps up.

I also really hope Barack Obama wins the US presidency.

The title, or motto, or whatever you want to call it, for our trip is called “Oh Canada, Brave Canada”, hopefully you can catch the reference to a certain movie here. I am laying it on pretty thick.

I will be sure to represent our country in the most obscene manner possible. I have already memorized the following phrase:

“je voudrais parler a un avocat”

“I WANT TO SPEAK TO A LAWYER”

ta-ta!

TYC.

Dude, what is up with this weather? good weather for playing TENNIS

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ad astra per aspera

Posted by late4antiquity on January 3, 2008

For once, the title of this post is a wee bit relevant. I got back from grades for the Fall: two A's and one A minus. 3.925 GPA. My younger brother chided me in that I was only taking 10 credits, and who wouldn't be able to pull A's with only three classes.

Well graduate courses are much different than an undergraduate curriculum. Basically, they are preparing you to be a professor. Ever think about what it takes to make someone a professor, especially with regards to the arcane-weird-madness that is early medieval history? It's a tough nuggie, but its also the richest area of Western Civilization.

Here is my spiel I though of in the shower this morning, after I was awoken to the sound of my middle brother trying to spit out his stomach from drinking too much that night..make it that year. Who am I to judge? I don't drink much, I guess, grew out of it? No more kicks? Whatever I can guarantee you all I will be on the wagon at some point – but I'm fucking digressing for no reason here.

The point is, is……consider the time of day in the early morning where there is light out, but the sun has not risen. It's kind of the meeting of two different worlds, right? – night and day. I suggest that we consider a same parallel between the classical and medieval worlds. Forget the analogy of classical = night, and medieval = day…if anything it was probably the reverse…perhaps the analogy should be at dusk.

But, that would not work – and here is why.

That brief measure of time; the cusp where the night breaks into daylight but before the sun has risen – that is a world all unto itself. And that's exactly what I mean when I say that I study “Late Antiquity” – it's the meeting of two different world-views, economies, whatever lens you want to view it through. But we often forget that when two cultures, or eras meet, like the ocean meeting the land, that there is a new culture, or era born.

We obviously know that it was not the classical world at 7:59 PM on August 28th, 430 AD and the medieval world at 8:00 PM.

But extend the argument…for that brief moment of time before the curtain closed on the ancient world, there was a kind of “interzone” I believe where not only was it NOT only-classical and NOT only-medieval and NOT-EVEN a meeting of the two cultures…..

BUT SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. LIKE WHEN Na gives up one of its valence electrons to Cl, and they fuse into their own creature.

Why, my dear, you've become the nutty professor. Not there yet, and that's where the title of this post debuts its significance. I decided that my energies from now until 2009 will be focused on being accepted to Princeton's Ph.D program. Like Babe Ruth pointing his bat to the fences. And let's look at the odds here.

Graduate programs in the humanities are sui generis in comparison to other similar profession programs, for whereas an incoming cohort of a law school could ostensibly number up to 500 per annum, there is AT MOST 1 or 2 students accepted. Admittedly, there are significantly less applicants, but those who are applying have very specific goals and are basically vying for one seat.

So, here is where finance will be handy.

“It's all about relationships” – C.R.

Which sadly, is true.

In any case, the title, AD ASTRA PER ASPERA means “to the stars through toil [work]”

aspera is the same root where english uses “aspersions”

So, I figure with an A.B in Ancient History, and a M.A in Medieval Studies, that I will hopefully be a ready candidate on paper. Good GRE scores too. 99% percentile on writing.

That's it.

THE NAME IS MALLON:

WE

ARE

ALL

HERE

TO

GO.

We are all here to go.

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